Home / Series / Family Guy / Absolute Order / Season 1 / Episode 258 A Shot in the Dark When Peter’s couch is stolen from his front lawn, the guys form a neighborhood watch group. Hey, Quagmire, you're a s*x guy. That's right, Tom. What's he doing? Other Links: A Shot In The Dark ( tt0058586 ) at IMDb; A Shot In The Dark ( 1594 ) at TheMovieDB.org. I talked to him earlier. You don't want to go back to jail, do you? Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! See you later! You want to make the media go away? Wow, this is just great, Peter. So what's your pleasure? Why? Hey, how you feeling there, champ? I have very particular tastes. Tricia Takanawa 10. ( laughs ). Late in his career, he transitioned to writing, producing, and directing for theater. S., this is CCH. I want this racist out the room, and I want him arrested! Right branch of the military, wrong investigative arm! I was listening to Neil Sedaka's Hanukkah album. The victim: a 14-year-old boy named Cleveland Brown Jr. ♪ Is violence in movies and s*x on TV ♪ Somebody must've stole it! Okay, next is the... brown family. ON TV: CHANNEL 5 anchors TOM TUCKER and DIANE SIMMONS are talking about the topic of the day. Look, I'm gonna bail you out of here, set you up with my lawyer, and get these charges dropped. These are just the owner manuals for all our kitchen appliances. Hey, guys, you better come with me. I think I am dying. Fonzie 12. Hey! © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. "Couch." Edwards began his career in the 1940s as an actor, but he soon began writing screenplays and radio scripts before turning to producing and directing in television and films. I was your friend. First Aired: December 13th, 2015. Tom Tucker 8. Wow, I really messed up. ( whispers ): Come to my chamber at once. 'Cause I eat bananas. Besides, you can't just go get a gun, you have to be certified in gun safety, go through an extensive background screening process. I have no idea. Get out, now! "A Shot in the Dark" is the ninth episode of the fourteenth season of the animated sitcom Family Guy, and the 258th episode overall. Roberta Tubbs 3. Everyone! My son didn't do anything wrong! I guess me getting transferred by the Xerox Corporation wasn't the worst thing after all. I'll kill ya, I'll chop ya up, put ya inside the mattress like drug money"? What kind of movies you like? I'm not a racist. Well, somebody probably thought it was trash and took it. But apparently, I was wrong! Ah, then this must be "Chubster Dumb-Dumb.". Is this what you want? I did shoot him. Calm down?! Well, there's got to be something I can do to make things right. ( laughs ) Hey Mr. Griffin, I'm just kidding. You got to move fast when Meg's at the table, Brian. I'm gonna make you fall in love with me. I was cleaning up my desk and I came across your business card. This episode was originally produced under the title "Stand Your Brown", a play on the Stand-your-ground law and Cleveland's last name Brown. He's a good friend. ( … We need to give you a chance, no matter what color your skin is. I deserve to be held responsible for my actions. CUT TO: DAYLIGHT. In 2004, he received an Honorary Academy Award in recognition of his writing, directing, and producing an extraordinary body of work for the screen. STANDS4 LLC, 2021. It's not what I want. Peter? What's goin' on? What are you talkin' about? ( all gasp ) See, kids, I told you we'd make friends here. Read Less . ♪, Family Guy My family and I believe this shooting was a hate crime, and we'd like to see Mr. Griffin held accountable for his actions. I don't know. I was listening to music, I went to turn it down, and the next thing I know. You left a couch out on the curb? Oh, my God! My dad says opening the door lets out too much air-conditioning. Let's get back to Sloppy Floppers magazine. I don't understand. While on duty, Peter sees someone trying to climb into Cleveland's house and he shoots him. Things do not work out the way the inspector wanted … Listen, I have something to say. Don't worry. How is that going? I, uh, guess I'll see you in a little bit? Rallo Tubbs 4. I'll give you anything if you would only stop hitting me. You're not gonna believe this-- I'm in one. Hey, you don't have to tell me that. Let's fool around, or watch a movie, or finally click that "Crackle" icon on the TV. There was a kid riding his bike while holding a tennis racket. Here you go... Hey, wait a second! He didn't do anything to me. I'll tell you what I was thinking. History Comments Share. Ow. you shot me! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That's crazy! https://www.scripts.com/script/a_shot_in_the_dark_18053. S. Epatha Merkerson (Delet… Please take me to the hospital.". Oh, no, it's not what I want! Original Air Date on December 13, 2015. That's what's important. I think it is broken. "JAG stood up and yelled, 'Objection, Your Honor, by Navy law.' You shot my son! Hey, look, I'm just saying, it's no surprise that justice isn't colorblind. You heard him, other cops. Propped up on pillows, on account of my fat throat. Massive flames. Janet 11. This made Seth MacFarlane the highest paid Hollywood writer for a few years after its second revamp - it allowed him to produce the Spin-Off series The Cleveland Show , and American Dad! The cashier at the grocery store told her to "push on," and then she snapped her fingers, and now I think she's my new favorite lady in the world. Lois, you wouldn't believe the things we see out there. Oh, thanks, Cleveland. "I don't think it's lost on any of us that the laws are written on white paper." I'll come up with a good story, and they'll eat it up. Via the Web? It was dark. Good evening. Shot in the Dark Script (File, Print) Hello (first name), this is (your full name) from (your location). Filling the screen with BLACKNESS. Look, let's all just calm down. I need pillows between my thighs myself. My arm. I thought someone was breaking into your house, and I panicked. Wait, you're saying you were wr-wr... wr-wro... wr-wrrr... Oh, I get it-- the Fonz can't say "wrong.". F.D. Good morning, family. So I brought a bottle of your favorite booze. The Man in the Yellow Hat 17. They're making my son look like a common hoodlum! And I was trying to get back into my house, and my neighbor, Mr. Griffin, shot me. Thanks, Brian! Posted on January 17, 2016 by addictshelper | Leave a comment. I'd never want to do anything to hurt you or your family. Ow, you're hurting me! Look, I-I hope you know I'm sorry. As the mob turns on Cleveland and his family outside of their home, Peter intercedes and admits to shooting Jr.. Cleveland is touched by this action and claims to have shot Jr. himself, causing the crowd to flee in disinterest in black-on-black crime. 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